Yes... I am in the Military. (Dont talk smack about it. My choice to be in, not yours)
No... I do not want to see your dick. (Asking me to rate it will result in an ego crush)
No... I do not want to "cam" with you. Or Skype. Or YIM.
No... I do not want your phone number.
No... I do not want to send you photos of my tits.
No... My "relationship status" is none of your business. If it was, it wouldnt be hidden.
No... I dont want to hook up with you. Im not a clearing barrel. If you dont know what that is, ask a service member.
No... I do not want to marry you in the real world... yes I have been asked...
No... I do not want to send you private photos of my tattoos....if theyre not up here (which most arent) then obiously I'm not sending you them.

Please please please understand I wear a uniform. And no I do not have a slick sleeve. That does not mean "you" necessarily understand. Or that "I" understand you. If you are a vet and having issues please talk to me. And no I was not a fobbit. If you dont know what that means please do not ask...

Very few people here will know what my real life entails. Do not bombard me with questions you could not ask me face to face...

I try to return every drink, like, fan etc as quickly as I can. If you did it for me and I have not done it yet please send me a message. I typically do not pay attention to the chat box.

I can be sweet one minute and stone cold bitch the next. I am from Baltimore, and I go where I am ordered.

Respect me and I will respect you.