"I'm not for women, frankly, in any job. I don't want any of them around. Thank God we don't have any in the Cabinet."
Richard Nixon, while president of the US
"Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to get drunk than to take drugs. It's better to chase girls than boys."
* Nixon on a graphic account of Amb. Arthur Watson's groping stewardesses while drunk on a March 1972 flight to Washington
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)
"I've never let school get in the way of my education" - Mark Twain
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted" - Albert Einstein
"The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole."
Hemorrhoids are like 'Awards', sooner or later every arse-hole gets one.
