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created on 09/14/2006  |  http://fubar.com/diary/b285

The new moral order?

The new moral order, the antiracism became a new form of racism *. To smoke becomes an offence, like drinking. Everywhere, prohibitions following us, as if we were still in playpens. * Please note that by racism I speak about sectarianism in general!

New car!

I finally choosed to buy a new car, now i have to choose interior and color. Now i need to sell my car! pffffff

Nice Guys!

by HBI, HEARTLESS BITCHES INTERNATIONAL You hear it all the time: "He was such a NICE Guy, and she's such a Heartless Bitch for dumping him." I get letters from self-professed Nice Guys, complaining that women must WANT to be treated like shit, because THEY, the "Nice Guy" have failed repeatedly in relationships. This is akin to the false logic that "Whales are mammals. Whales live in the sea. Therefore, all mammals live in the sea." If you have one bad relationship after another, the only common denominator is YOU. Think about it. What's wrong with Nice Guys? The biggest problem is that most Nice Guys (tm) are hideously insecure. They are so anxious to be liked and loved that they do things for other people to gain acceptance and attention, rather than for the simply pleasure of giving. You never know if a Nice Guy really likes you for who you are, or if he has glommed onto you out of desperation because you actually paid some kind of attention to him. Nice Guys exude insecurity -- a big red target for the predators of the world. There are women out there who are "users" -- just looking for a sucker to take advantage of. Users home-in on "Nice Guys", stroke their egos, take them for a ride, add a notch to their belts, and move on. It's no wonder so many Nice Guys complain about women being horrible, when the so often the kind of woman that gets attracted to them is the lowest form of life... Self-confident, caring, decent-hearted women find "Nice Guys" to be too clingy, self-abasing, and insecure. Nice Guys go overboard. They bring roses to a "lets get together for coffee" date. They try to buy her affections with presents and fancy things. They think they know about romance, but their timing is all wrong, and they either come-on too strong, too hard and too fast, OR, they are so shy and unassertive, that they hang around pretending to be "friends", in the hope that somehow, someway, they will get the courage up to ask her out for a "date". They are so desperate to please that they put aside their own needs, and place the object of their desire on a pedestal. Instead of appreciating her, they worship her. We are only human, and pedestals are narrow, confining places to be -- not to mention the fact that we tend to fall off of them. They cling to her, and want to be "one" with her for fear that if she is out of sight, she may disappear or become attracted to someone else. A Nice Guy often has trouble with emotional intimacy, because he believes that if she learns about the REAL person inside, she will no longer love him. Nice Guys are always asking HER to make the decisions. They think it's being equitable, but it puts an unfair burden of responsibility on her, and gives him the opportunity to blame her if the decision was an unwise one. Nice Guys rarely speak up when something bothers them, and rarely state clearly what it is they want, need and expect. They fear that any kind of conflict might spell the end of the relationship. Instead of comprimising and negotiating, they repeatedly "give in". When she doesn't appreciate their sacrifice, they will complain that, "Everything I did, I did for her.", as if this somehow elevates them to the status of martyrs. A woman doesn't want a martyr. She wants an equal, caring, adult partner. Nice Guys think that they will never meet anyone as special as she is. They use their adoration as a foundation for claiming that "no one will ever love her as much as I do." Instead of being a profound statement of their devotion, this is a subtle, but nasty insult. It is akin to saying to her: "You are a difficult person, and only *I* can ever truly love you, so be thankful I'm here." The nice guy -needs- to believe that he is the best person for the object of his desires, because otherwise his insecurities will overrun him with jealousies and fear. The truth of the matter is that there are many people out there who can be a good match for her. We rarely stop loving people we truly care about. Even if we no longer continue the relationship, the feelings will continue... But love isn't mutually exclusive. We can (and do) love many people in our lives, and romantic love is really no different. Though he may love her immensely, there will likely be other people who have loved her just as much in her past, and will love her just as much in the future. The irony of it all is: "Who would want to go out with someone who was inherintly unlovable anyways?" More than loving the woman in his life, a Nice Guy NEEDS her. "She is my Life, my only source of happiness..." YECH! What kind of a burden is that to place on her? That SHE has to be responsible for YOUR happiness? Get a grip! Another mistake Nice Guys make is to go after "hard luck" cases. They deliberately pick women with neuroses, problems, and personality disorders, because Nice Guys are "helpers". A Nice Guy thinks that by "helping" this woman, it will make him a better, more lovable person. He thinks it will give him a sense of accomplishment, and that she will appreciate and love him more, for all his efforts and sacrifice. He is usually disappointed by the results. This ultimately boils down to the fact that Nice Guys don't like themselves. Is it any wonder women don't like them? In order to truly love someone else, you must first love yourself. Too often Nice Guys mistake obsession for "love". Get this Guys: INSECURITY ISN'T SEXY. IT'S A TURNOFF. You don't have to be an ego-inflated, arrogant jerk. You just have to LIKE yourself. You have to know what you want out of life, and go after it. Only then will you be attractive to the kind of woman with whom a long-term relationship is possible.

Give me time!

So many people want to be loved To give themselves they could abandone everything So many mistakes that could be avoid If they just could be a little bit patient Give me the time to learn what i need to learn Give me the time to go forward the way i feel it There's no fate in love So many dreams wasted Trying everything just to escape Do our fear to be alone is worth to ask so little of someone You'll have the time to take what you want You'll have the time to make us go forward together So many people trying to find each other Desiring, following and losing each other Give us the time to discover, to learn to know each other I won't let fate decide of love for me

Humour!

* 9 words Women use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3. * Birds and the bees explained An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?" The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees." When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?" The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs." * Boyfriend's house A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!". The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longerrrrrrip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivalled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!" * The Mind Bending Dollar 3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR? * Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis Top 10 Reasons E-mail Is Like a Penis 10. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. 9. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior. 8. Those who don't have it may agree that it's neat, but think it's not worth the fuss that those who have it make about it. 7. Many of those who don't have it would like to try it (e-mail envy). 6. It's more fun when it's up, but this makes it hard to get any real work done. 5. In the distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it for fun most of the time. 4. If you don't apply the appropriate measures, it can spread viruses. 3. If you use it too much, you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently. 2. We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant. 1. If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you into a lot of trouble. * ITALIAN LOVER A virile, middle-aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear, "No, I Norwegian." * Afternoon quickie The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 8 year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with an ice-cream and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities. He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation..."There's a car being towed from the parking lot", he shouted. A few moments passed... "An ambulance just went by". A few moments later, "Looks like the Anderson 's have company", he called out. "Matt's riding a new bike..." A few moments later, "Looks like the Sanders are moving"."Jason is on his skate board..." A few more moments, "The Coopers are having sex!" Startled, his Mother and Dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,"How do you know they are having sex?" "Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with an ice-cream." * Worst first date ever! If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be"pants down." And embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off. "

Weird encounter!

Went out for dinner with my best gf. We were having a nice evening. AFter bringing her back to her car, i went for a last drink! I was drinking my glass when i met one of the craziest girls i ever met and guess what! She was from the US illinois. We had a great evening and i ended up bringing her back to her hotel. Her name was Heather, she's just an extra-terrest! Never saw someone like that!

Quotes(new)

I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.” Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night. There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Maserati Quattro Porte. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship. Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it." Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part. I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know. In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact. But seduction isn’t making someone do what they don’t want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion. If there is one thing worse than being an ugly duckling in a house of swans, it's having the swans pretend there's no difference. Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law? The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. Man is an animal which, alone among the animals, refuses to be satisfied by the fulfilment of animal desires. How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire! Appetitus Rationi Pareat When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman? Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.

Quotes again!

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'. Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you. You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! I think I mentioned I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place. Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio. Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax. Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got. I've been in more laps than a napkin. There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading. It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collector's and miss. I formed a new group called Alcoholics-Unanimous. If you don't feel like a drink, you ring another member and he comes over to persuade you. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity. The path of least resistance is the path of the loser. As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Anorexia is just another word for nothing left to lose. Girls have got balls. They're just a little higher up that's all. "Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." "Exorcism," I think, is more apt: "Please! Get the hell out of my body!" A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. You know what life really is? You're born, you suck your mother's tits. You get a little older, you suck your girlfriend's tits. You get married, you suck your wife's tits. That's what life is. Life sucks. If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor. Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. A diet is a system of starving yourself to death so you can live a little longer. The 1960's were when hallucinogenic drugs were really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the shows then like The Flying Nun. The phone went in the house and I answered it and this voice said, 'Hello, how would you like a dirty weekend in Paris?' And then there was a silence and the voice said, 'I'm sorry. Have I shocked you?' And I said, 'God no - I was just packing'. I only date stewardesses. Or maybe it just seems that way. Women always seem to be showing me the exits. I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

CT!

Lately i saw a lot of bulletins about people being odd with other members and it makes me sad. If you're a little bit mature and civilised, you should know you're freedom of speech ends where someone else's starts. So if you don't like someone, just keep it for you. No need to be an ass and say stupid things. By the way i think some of the CT members/families act like teenage kids. Learn to live in society and act normal. I try to be openminded and if i don't like someone i keep it to me.
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