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soulsinger's blog: "life"

created on 02/20/2007  |  http://fubar.com/life/b57337
funny quotes, funny signs and graffiti from bars, public toilets and restrooms (allegedly) There are 10 types of people in this world - those who understand binary, and those who don't. (Ack J Kincaid and P Lewis) There are three sorts of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't. (ack P Lewis) Man who stands on toilet, is high on pot. (thanks MK) RockShitFuckDie (graffiti on the wall of a male washroom in a pub, and someone's idea of the meaning of life, ack CJ) Five out of four people can't do fractions. I am neither for nor against apathy. (On the wall above a urinal in a men's WC at a university at the height of US social unrest in the 1960's - ack TC) Beware of a man with a gleam in his eyes - it may just be the sun shining through the hole in his head. (Women's restroom graffiti, ack Tim Ryan) The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breastplate open. (Graffiti in a women's restroom) To do is to be - Descartes, To be is to do - Voltaire, Do be do be do - Sinatra. "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God. Express Lane: Five beers or less. (Sign above a urinal) You're too good for him. (Sign above a women's restroom mirror) No wonder you always go home alone. (Sign above a men's restroom mirror) A woman's rule of thumb: If it has tires (tyres) or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. (Sign in a women's restroom) Beauty is only a light switch away. At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. If voting could really change things it would be illegal. Temporary notice on a public bar - "Our public bar is presently not open because it is closed."
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