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soulsinger's blog: "life"

created on 02/20/2007  |  http://fubar.com/life/b57337
funny quotes school-children's science answers H2O is hot water and C02 is cold water. Blood flows down one leg and up the other. Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull. Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. For a nosebleed, put the nose much lower than the body until the heart stops. For drowning, climb on top of the person to make artificial perspiration. For a dog bite, put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it. For a head cold, use an agoniser to spray the nose until it drops into your throat. (Thanks to the lady who sent these - sorry I lost your name when my system went down. If you know the origins please contact us.)
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