MOMS & GRANDMOMS
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> Somebody said that a child is carried in its
> mother's womb for nine months.
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> Somebody does not know that a child is carried in
> its mother's heart forever.
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> Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back
> to normal after you've had a baby.
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> Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother,
> normal is history.
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> Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by
> instinct.
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> Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
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> Somebody said being a mother is boring.
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> Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager
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> Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child
> will "turn out good."
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> Somebody mistakenly thinks a child comes with
> directions and a guarantee.
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> Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their
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> Somebody never came out the back door just in time
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> hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen
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> Somebody said you don't need an education to be a
> mother.
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> Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
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> Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much
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> Somebody doesn't have five children.
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> Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to
> her child-rearing
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> Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
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> Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is
> labor and delivery.
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> Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for
> the first day of kindergarten.
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> Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes
> closed and one hand
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> Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to
> sell cookies.
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> Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her
> child gets married.
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> Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son
> or daughter-in-law
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> to a mother's heartstrings.
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> Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last
> child leaves home.
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> Somebody never had grandchildren.
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> Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you
> don't need to tell her.
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> Somebody isn't a mother.
