A little note of explanation: My MS friend Layla answered this, then tagged me to answer it. For the state to eliminate permanantly, she said Texas because of her psycho aunt and the psycho women. Then she said she'd try to warn three friends, none of which, naturally, was me. She also said the animal she wanted to be was a hamster. So as a good- humored poke at her, I posted the following. (No, she doesn't live in Utah, BTW) None of this blog, including Layla's comments as revealed by me, are to be construed as serious in any way. This is purely fun!
*Tagged! The point is to answer the questions that the tagger answered in your own blog, then at the end, tag 5 more people to answer the same questions in their own blog.*
1. You and Jesus go out to dinner -- who pays?
- Well, it wouldn't involve anything with pork... Probably lasagna or chicken fried steak.
2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt an alias. What would it be?
-Hmmmmmmmm...
Well, it would have to be something average...
Not outré, so as to avoid attention...
I suppose...
It would have to be...
A...
SECRET.
3. Pick one state in the US to get rid of permanently.
- I can only pick one? How rude! I would probably pick the state from which our US president and his dad hail - Confusion. Although Utah would be another choice... salt and Zion National Park seem to be the two major industries in that state, and its major exports are nutsos.
4. You wake up as the opposite gender, what's the one thing you want to try?
- Lesbianism.
5. What's an automatic dealbreaker in a potential significant other?
- Her wanting to screw on the first date. No, really... That has utterly ruined the last 6 relationships I had. Seriously! Stop laughing, dammit!
6. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?
- Saying Al Gore needed to control his wife Tipper better during her People's Music Resource hearings, the aim of which was to rate albums. She was going a little bit far holding hearings as if she was a Congressional representative, and was going to pass laws about rating albums. I said it in front of my lesbian friend, my sister, and my mom. They weren't amused.
7. You're sentenced to death and it's the morning of your execution. What do you want to eat?
- A pretty redhe- er, a lasagna, made with italian sausage and ground beef. Probably ask to make it myself.
8. If you were an animal, what would you be?
- A cat, so I could chase that rodent Layla for wanting to get rid of Texas.
9. What's something your friends make fun of you for?
- Just one thing? Jeez, that's hard... Probably for collecting records.
10. If you were on death row for murder, what would be the details of your crime?
- You want me to reveal the details of my crime in advance? Implicate myself before the fact? Okay! Well, it would probably be
Bill O'Reilly for being terminally stupid. But at this posting I believe he's not worth going to jail over, and is a waste of resources. And it would probably be by Draino in a ping-pong ball dropped into his gas tank - it turns gasoline into a very unstable explosive.
Tag - Justine, Erika, Frankie, Heather and Logan. If you want, and weren't tagged specifically, please post your answers and let me know! And keep it to the blogs - encourage everyone to use and read them!
Rock on!
Durham
