(More a sketch of a joke than the real thing (alright, alright no excuses))
"Remember the Maine (subject!)"
(This will make
no sense unless one gets
this reference in advance and knows about the battlecry. I learned about it in high school, back when my HS was, well... more distraction, but that's appropriate enough, yes?)
(edit: meant to be a pun, not an attempt to restart a century-old war. Just to clarify, yes...)
