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What are you waiting for?
pon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe andCalling unto the Gods...
I. Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone)
II. Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents
III. Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of Travel to Comprhende Thee...
IV. Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills
V. SPEAKE THE WORDS OF POWER: VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX
VI. Two weeks hence, take ye under New Moon to Clearing of the Travel
VII. Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the Towers of the North, East, South and West and Present to them the holy scroll of the High Priestess: TICKET
VIII. Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its "Ever Alert" guardians of Thy Safety (But not Thy Rights)
IX. Wait Until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows
X. When your Gryphon of Metal arriveth (and, ha, craven fool, it arriveth not when ye expect but only upon the winged beast's good and fickle pleasure), board it and fly away.
