A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and
> > >> >> >have
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> > >> >> >dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl
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> > >> >> >announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go
> > >> >> >out
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> > >> >> >and make love for the first time . The boy is ecstatic, but he has
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> > >> >> >never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
> > >> >> >some
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> > >> >> >condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the
> > >> >> >pharmacist
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> > >> >> >helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there
> > >> >> >is
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> > >> >> >to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
> > >>asks
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> > >> >> >the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or
> > >>family
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> > >> >> >pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will
> > >> >> >be
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> > >> >> >rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy
> > >> >> >shows
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> > >> >> >up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the
> > >> >> >door.
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> > >> >> >"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The
> > >> >> >boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's
> > >> >> >parents
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> > >> >> >are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
> > >> >> >A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
> > >>head
> > >> >> >down.
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> > >> >> >10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
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> > >> >> >Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans
> > >> >> >over
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> > >> >> >and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
> > >> >> >religious."
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a
> > >> >> >pharmacist."
