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HOW TIME FLIES...
1975 : Long hair
2006 : Longing for hair
1975 : KEG
2006 : EKG
1975 : Acid rock
2006 : Acid reflux
1975 : Moving to California because it's cool
2006 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
1975 : Tryin to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2006 : Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1975 : Seeds and stems
2006 : Roughage
1975 : Hoping for a BMW
2006 : Hoping for a BM
1975 : Going to a new, hip joint
2006 : Receiving a new hip joint
1975 : Rolling Stones
2006 : Kidney Stones
1975 : Being called into the principal's office
2006 : Calling the principal's office
1975 : Screw the system
2006 : Upgrade the system
1975 : Disco
2006 : Costco
1975 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2006 : Children begging you to get their heads shaved
1975 : Passing the drivers' test
2006 : Passing the vision test
1975 : Whatever
2006 : Depends
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987.
They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
The CD was introduced the year they were born.
They have always had an answering! machine
They have always had cable.
They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane".
They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
McDonald 's never came in Styrofoam containers.
They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list. Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
