A burglar broke into a Chri stian family's home one night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange
voice echoing from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a
bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you..'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of
the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?' He whispered to the parrot.
'Yep,' the parrot squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? And what is your name?'
'Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.'
