Blind people are fun to practical jokes on…….they never see it coming
When a house near a large airport goes up for sale…….sell it to a deaf person….they won’t complain about the noise
If a blonde is annoying you, give her a card that says “turn this card over” on both sides…..then just sit back and enjoy the fun
Stand in front of a candy store handing out Ex-Lax as free samples of a new candy….then check the papers the next day to see if the sewer backed up.
Tell your grand mother that the latest fad is to go braless…….just watch where you’re walking if she believes you.
Ask your Mexican friend if he bought the latest DBD
Ask the next person you see in a wheel chair what kind of gas mileage they get on that thing
