Here's some friendly advice for you. It just might help you sometime.
1. During a hurricaine it's not THAT the wind is blowing......it's WHAT the wind is blowing.
2. When at a nature preserve, never ask a buffelo if his wings are HOT or BBQ.
3. Never buy a house at the end of a one way dead end street.
4. Always remember that Orange Roughie is a fish not what happens after eating a bag of Cheese Doodles.
5. Never beleive a woman who says she can't help you move to your new home because She Stubbed Her vagina.
6. You have to push the button for the cross walk 9 or 10 times real fast for it to work
7. Never go to Germany and order an imported beer...you'll just get a Bud Lite
