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Pedro El Awesomeo needs Bombs's blog: "Encephalon"

created on 04/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/encephalon/b74254  |  29 followers

I have seen an add for e-something-e  E chemistry? E Harmony? whatever, its not the point.  This commercial shows a bevy of slightly odd, but not psycho odd women on a date with this guy (the blonde talks about magic of some such nonsense.)  The commercial goes on to say if the guy had used their service he would have gotten a much better date.  I don't know if one service is better than another, but I can lay money that if it was an actual guy, he would have nailed all of those lesser chicks.   Guys rule!

Another thing on dating sites is a radio ad I have heard a few times.  They have a Woman and a Man talking about the service.  The woman goes on and on about how she has looked for men on other sites, and what she is looking for in a man, and how she once did a whole truckfull of men in one night (ok, I threw that in to see if you were still reading.)  Meanwhile, the guy talks about how he is looking for a person, and how he wants to me the right person, and how he likes the person he has met.

Notice the difference here?  I think Jane is having problems because the guys she is dating are bi-sexual.  And lets face it, if you are a bi-sexual woman you are awesome, if you are a bi-sexual  guy, you're just gay and affraid to fully come out so you want to leave one foot in. 

Why can't the guy just say he is looking for a woman? Are they really trying to save the money so they can reuse the audio for a homosexual version of the commercial? Or do they figure their target audience is only Women and Homosexual men, straight men dont go on there?

I don't know the answer myself, but I'm still rooting for the first guy, who is probably still banging chicks from the "wrong" site while he persues a deep meaningful relationship with ms right redhead who wont put out.

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