1. What was the last thing you ordered from McDonalds? you couldnt pay me to eat that shit or feed it to anyone else either
2. When was the last time you got totally wasted? uhm...i actually dont know...its been awhile
3. Do you own a canoe? yup
4. What was the last button you pushed? this question is stupid
5. Do you have or want any Piercings? got - tongue, ears done. n im thinkin maybe an eyebrow
6. Do you have or want any Tattoos? got the next 3 planned out
7. Are you in love? *rolls eyes*
8. Have you ever been in love? fuck you
9. What are your plans for college? finished college a long time ago thanx
10. Do you own a pet hedgehog? why would i want one of those fuckin things?
11. What color is the wall closest to you? eggshell
12. Did you enjoy your last kiss? sure
13. Have you ever set foot in a tanning salon? why would i do a stupid thing like that?
14. Would you rather be a genie or a witch? no.
15. Have you ever played strip poker? yup.
16. What's your mother's favorite color? blue
17. Fast Food Restaurant or Chinese Takeout? fuck fastfood...gooo chinese
18. If you could move, would you? already got it planned
19. Do you prefer hot tea or iced tea? iced...unless im sick than hot
20. What is your favorite musical? Seven Brides for Seven Brothers
21. When did you stop believing in Santa Clause? never believed in him in the first place
22. Who was your first crush? some kid
23. What's the wildest thing you've done? define 'wild'
24. Ever blacked out from drinking? nope
25. Ever meet "Dave the Goofy Professor" from GoofyAuctions.com? oh fuck off
26. Have you ever faked being drunk? thats just stupid
27. What's your dad's favorite color? plaid
28. Ever contemplated suicide? who hasnt
29. How many numbers are in your phone book? too many
30. How many of them have you done stuff with? define 'stuff'
31. Do blondes really have more fun? who gives a shit?
32. Ever fallen out of love? duh.
33. Have you ever smoked tobacco out of a hookah? nope n it dun interest me in the least
34. Who do you hate the most? he knows who he is
35. Have you ever donated to charity? battered womens shelters only.
36. Are you donating your organs? no whats mine is mine n its coming with me.
37. What is by far your favorite moment of life? oh shut up already
38. How many people have you been with? 12
39. Who is the prettiest person you know? ur mom
40. What is the last thing you ate? breaded trout with fresh green beans, cornbread stuffing, corn on the cob, salad n tomato parmesan focaccia bread...all from mah own kitchen thank you very much.
41. What's the last thing you drank? peach iced tea
42. Ever been on ecstasy? no
43. What hurts the most? reading these stupid questions
44. Who has it easier, guys or girls? girls have to give birth. 'nuff said
45. Who called you last? moms
