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Bonnie: What do you mean? You’re adorable!
Me: Eh. Nobody wants an adorable girl. They want a girl that’s like, y'know ... hot.
Bonnie: Oh ... you mean like "drop it like it’s hot"?
Me: Yes! Exactly. I’ll never be a "drop it like it’s hot" girl.
Bonnie: No?
Me: I’m more like a "pick it up slow" girl.
