This is for all you horny Nintendo fans out there....
You're Mario
I'm the Princess
Whadaya say we duck Down this pipe for a few hours...
I'll unstrap your plumber's suspenders You'll pull off my pretty pink dress
We'll throw our bodies against the blue brick floor And make love in the dark while golden coins float above us.
Because baby, we don't need a flower to catch fire Or a star to sparkle Or a mushroom to feel big Or a 1Up for that second chance.
I promise, there will be plenty of time later For fighting goombas and jellyfish and fluttering ducks.
But for now, for this one moment It appears we have the castle to ourselves