What is your name???
Jojo
are you named after anyone???
a crazy clown from killer clowns from outer space
if your best friend knew your boyfriend liked somebody else would you want them tell you?
no, as long as he aint fuckin her he can like her all he wants
what song are you listening to right now?
one of violent j's new solo songs
what is your favorite band/singer?
dont have just one
who was the last person to tell you they love you?
troy
what was the last thing you ate?
a creamy chicken spinach pasta thingie... mmm breakfast of champions hah!
what was the last movie you saw in theaters??
superhero's
would you ever date your number 2?
uh no, we lived in ky but we aint FROM ky....
when was the last time you were on the phone after 2AM?
bout a month ago with chris
where was the last house you went besides your house????
angels
what was the last thing someone threw at you?
a shop rag
What are you gonna do today????
work the pole at work hahaha
have you showered yet?
yup i so fresh and so clean clean
still sleepy???
nope 5 cups of coffee fixed that
do you even like the weekends???
not the typical weekend cuz i work
is there anything hurting on your body right now?
yeah i broke my ass at work and just sprained my knee :( someone gimme pain pills!!!!
who do you believe built the pyramids??? slaves or aliens???
arent slaves usually aliens?.... just saying.....
what would you do if you had triplets???
have a c-section lmao and then shoot myself in the head
are you affectionate???
imma smother yer ass with kindness til you cant take no more aqhahahahahaha
can you be vain and self centered???
im not self centered... its nto my fault the world revolves around me ok? lmao
ever been told you were selfish???
yes and its about time
whats more important: love or money????
money duh cuz like uh theres this poll thingie that says a big percentage of divorce is caused by financial problems so uh yeah.... MONEY!!!!!!!
do you ever wake up after your dreams and feel confused???
YEAH
if you could be 15 again for an entire week what would you do?
keep my virginity
are you lonely???
no.... bob and sarah (my other personalities) keep me company
ever wish you could change your life???
yeah but see im actually changing it so *burp* ahh sorry what was i saying?
how did you wake up this morning???
with a face between my thighs... er uh i mean with a smile on my face? shit uh i woke up in a good mood hahaha
what is the next big decision you have to make in your life???
to get insured or not to get insured that is the question ahahaha
do you live near your best friend???
no :(
what are you wearing right now?
jeans i jacked from my seestur, a shirt i jacked from my seestur and my own bra and panties though.
lol
is there anyone you would die for?
Yes
Where were you at 11:45 Sunday???
am or pm? work and then home
what's the best eye color for the opposite sex?
Green or brown
what time did you go to bed last night????
Ummm at like 12pm
what are you doing tomorrow???
working the pole at work again
does anyone like you?
Nope....everyone LOVES me!
what were you doing an hour ago?
taking a shower
what will you do friday???
Ummm friday is stripper class....gotta keep this body intact
are you married???
hell no!!!! spent 5 years trying to get away fromt he asshole why would i do taht again???!!!! jeez man
can you touch your toes???
*stretch, grunt, fart* damn.... nope not today
did you ever want to be a doctor???
no i'd be too ghigh on the pills i'd be self prescribing
did you ever break the law?
law? whats that?
does anyone not like you?
gawd i hope so, i know im the shit but please control yoru emotions!!!!!
who was the last person you texted???
*sniffle sniffle* chris about 4 months ago when i still had my phone :(
who was the last person to make you mad upset????
god for giving me such a fragile body..... again.... someone plz give me a pain pill.... lmao
do you think you will be in a relationship in 5 months???
sure. me and bob go back and forth.... its a love hate realationship.... lol
are you listening to music????
uh yeah i thought we already discussed that.... voilent j's new album...
what are your plans for the night????
get off the pole at work and come home to sleep.
are you eating anything???
nope i fnished it
who was the last person you talked to face to face???
troy
do you regret anything you did in this past week???
nope, never regret anything cuz at one point it was exactly what you wanted/needed......
what day is it today????
monday
are you happy????
Yes
who do you blame for your mood today????
the coffee maker
what was the first thing you did this morning???
Pee
today, would you rather go back a week or go forward a week???
Forward then it'd be pay week again :D wait.... or back cuz then it'd be pay week again.... lol
what is your middle name???
a cracker
if you could go back in time and change something,would you?
nope i iz who i iz cus of my stupidity
ever had a near death experience????
several but im still here ahahahahaha you cant get rid of me ahahahahaah
something you do a lot?
smoke, fart, drink coffee, work... yeah that about sums it up
angry at anyone???
nope anger brings ulcers and wrinkles
how is your day so far?
*gulps coffee* mmm its great
what’s your favorite season???
Fall
what food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
cup 'o' noodles
are you right handed or left handed???
Right
what is the last heavy item you lifted???
some big ass tires for a ford f-450
how many pairs of flip flops do you own?
none... i know its a shocker.... cali doesnt have the ones i love.... SEND FLIPFLOPS!!!!!!!!
what do you want to be when you grow up?
a stripper
last person you talked to?
Troy on hte way to work
