Do you feel unappreciated? Of course you do, you are. No one truly understands how great you really are, not even you do. There you are, innocently posting images of yourself on a public profile – what’s wrong with that?
Did you - for one moment - realize that you’re a god damn, vain, pretentious whorebag? Did you know that? – and - What are you doing? No, seriously, do you expect some of us to bring up your image and find ourselves furiously rubbing at our groins from all directions?
How dare you think, for one second that you might need that extra little ego boost? You know it’s not that. We all know that you love yourself.
You’re probably feeling a little guilty now, but don’t worry - there is one way to save yourself. Just take down all your photos and delete your profile. Then I’ll forgive you and we’ll pretend it never happened.
Some people just lack the strong sense of ethical behavioral standards that I seem to easily uphold and maintain. If only more people were like me.
Mood:Alright.
Music: Dropkick Queen Of The Weekend, by The Dudes.
