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created on 10/18/2006  |  http://fubar.com/random-stuff/b15189  |  2 followers

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CURING YOU OF YOUR LEFTIST LIBERAL EVIL!!! / CONSERVATIVE REBIRTH TEST

My attempt to cure my leftism…

These are the original Twelve Steps as published by LEFTIST ANONYMOUS
1-We admitted we were powerless over leftism—that our lives had become unmanageable.
I admit that I am powerless to leftism…

2-Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
Power greater than me?... fuck, to cure logical thoughts and a care for a common man I have to believe in god? So god is why man has such a hatred for their fellow man.. I knew it!!! I knew it!!!... I will skip this step.

3-Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
This again? Sorry, but if I must give up caring for others, and wanting to help when I can, and my socialistic views, you must offer me something greater than a friend I gave up when I was a child.

4-Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
Um, I am a liberal. My moral inventory is intact, I am here trying to lose it…

5-Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
Back with this again? How do you expect me to give up my liberalism if I cannot be free to think what I wish without having to give in to the idea of some man made power hungry, killer?

6-Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
FUCK!!!! ..moves on

7-Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
FUCK!!! FUCK!!!! FUCK… moves on

8-Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
I will harm more once my conservative conversion is complete

9-Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
… I have yet to convert yet…

10-Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
…. So you say 12 steps when two steps are the same?... bad at math, oh conservative I am half way there.

11-Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
FUCK!!! I mean really? Fuck, you telling me only way to become a dick is to accept your god?..damn

12-Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to leftists, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
FUCK!!! Okay, for my conversion to be complete, I must accept god, to be a conservative, I must accept god.




How America works? Understanding how  idiotic some are...here is a joke I just heard on the Rachel Maddow show..

"A public union employee, a tea party activist and a CEO are sitting at a table with a plate of a dozen cookies in the middle of it. The CEO takes 11 of the cookies, turns to the tea partier and says, "Watch out for that union guy, he wants a piece of your cookie."


Okay I was told to do a blog, what is in it is not important, just talk below

 

VIOLENT LIBERALS

Innocent conservative betsy, meets evil atheist liberal who is having a bad day...

Okay my conservative friend, I guess we are done here


Carry on Comrades

Another blog made out of boredom...

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