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Lemon Squeeze
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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The priest said, "Confess your sins & be forgiven.
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The young woman said, "Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.
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The priest thought long & hard & then said, "Squeeze seven lemons into a glass & then drink the juice.
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The young woman asked, "Will this cleanse me of my sins?"
The priest said, "No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.
