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WyomingGunslinger's blog: "Jokes"

created on 03/26/2009  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b287388

Confession

An elderly man walks into a confessional.



The following conversation ensues:


Man: "I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, & great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.



"


Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"


Man: "What sins?"


Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"


Man: "I'm Jewish.



"


Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"


Man: "I'm 92 years old .... I'm telling everybody!"

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