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Three men... a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all working together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each one of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .
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POOF!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come in our precious lands.
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POOF!
Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Texan in his easy going west Texas draw says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this here wall.
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The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.
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The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, 'Fill it with water.
