This what me and friends think about...Curious minds want to know....lol
WE HAVE SUCH FUNNY NAMES FOR THE PENIS ...
(GO AHEAD, LET IT ROLL AROUND ON YOUR TONGUE FOR A MINUTE ... PPPEEEEENNNNIIIISSSS) ...
EVER WONDER "WHY" WE USE WORDS LIKE COCK OR SHAFT TO DESCRIBE THIS THROBBINGLY DELIGHTFUL APPENDAGE?
WELL HERE ARE MY BUBBLE GUM BLOWING, HAIR TWISTINGLY STUPID, NORTHEASTERN GIRL EXPLANATIONS ....
1. DICK ~ THIS TERM WAS DEVELOPED BECAUSE THE FIRST WOMAN WHO EVER LICKED ONE SAID "DDDD... ICK ... ICKY ISH!" AND THE NAME STUCK.
2. COCK ... WELL DUH ~ CUZ IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
3. WOODY ...
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A LITTLE WOODEN DOLL NAMED WOODY. EVERYTIME HE TOLD A LIE, HIS TINY WOODEN COCK WOULD GROW ...
(IT'S CALLED TOY STORY OR PINNOCHIO .. ..)
4. PECKER ... THE PENIS, VERY MUCH LIKE THE EAGER WOODPECKER, ENJOYS SPENDING THE DAY PECKERING AWAY UNTIL HE PENETRATES A NEW HOLE.
5. SHAFT ...THIS TERM PROBABLY CAME ABOUT AFTER A QUICK CUMMER LEFT HIS PARTNER FEELING "SHAFTED"
6. ROD ... AS IN THE ROD OF GOD ~ BIBLE THUMPER TERMINOLOGY I'M SURE?
( ** PAUSES TO SAY ONE OUR FATHER AND 3 HAIL MARYS**)
7. PETER ... FOR BLOWJOBS ~ IT ENTERS THROUGH THE PEARLY GATES.
8. PURPLE HELMETED WARRIOR OF LOVE ... THAT ONE JUST MAKES ME REALLY HOT! LOL!
OH ....
I CAME UP WITH SOME NEW EXPRESSIONS TOO ...
A. SKANK SHANK ... COCK OF A GUY WHO GETS A QUICKIE IN THE CAR BY STRANGE SKANKY WOMEN.
B. BLOW POP ... OBVIOUS WHY? ... GRAPE OF COURSE!
C. IRWIN ... FOR ALL THOSE COCKODILE HUNTERS
ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR DAY! ...
