Interesting weekend.
Me and my friend Nate decided we wanted to try to gain the attention of two biologically accommodating sisters so we took them to Fox's, a bar run by my friend,Fox. It's a loud rap music type place, lots of underage kids sneak in, not my type of place. I saw one of my daughter's friends, Leslie there. Leslie is pretty buff and easily over 200 pounds or so. Leslie's dad is good friends with my dad, both hell raisers and beer drinkers. She told me her dad was getting married and she had to get up in a few hours to have her hair done for the wedding.
Well, last call came and went, and at 3 AM we were all out in the parking lot. Some biker and his bitch came out the door disgruntled over having to leaved. The biker picked a fight with some guy and Fox tackled him in the parking lot. A little blood began to flow and they called the cops. So now we have the drunk biker and his bitch mounting their bike, a Harley, but the bitch thought she would yell at Leslie just what she thought of her flirting with her man. This was a mistake in judgment on her part
Before she could throw a leg over her bike, Leslie hit her like Troy Palamaulu would a 120 pound receiver. So now we have a cat fight on the pavement, clothes being ripped off, people cheering, and the cops pull up. Leslie had some marks on her face which I am sure will only add to the overall aesthetics of the wedding. The cops broke it up, just wanted everyone to go home, and I told one cop who I know, "I saw the whole thing! We were all out here having koolaide and cookies and the fuckers on that mo-ped complained there was no lime punch. Things got ugly from there. I think I heard the word 'republican' thrown around. I'm just glad it's over"
