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Two prostitutes were riding around town with a
sign on top of their car which said:
'Two Prostitutes -- $50.00.'
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either
have to remove the sign or go to jail.
Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
'JESUS SAVES.'
One of the girls asked the officer, 'How come you don't stop them?!'
'Well, that's a little different,' the officer smiled ..
'Their sign pertains to religion.'
The following day the same police officer noticed the same
two gals driving around with a large sign on their car.
He figured he had an easy arrest until he read their new sign:
'Two Fallen Angels
Seeking Peter -- $50'.
