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Excuse me for interrupting and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.
You might as well sleep with me because I'm going to tell everyone we did anyway!
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.
It's a good thing I have my library card, because I'm checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I'm reserved for someone else.
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind!
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I've only been married once!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst!
Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle
Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.
Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm not a poet, but damn girl, you're hot!
Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
