This poem was written shortly after my last mental hospital stay in early 2005.( It is more like hospitality suite.. lol ). I was quite exuberant, sexually evocative, and had a small crush on my lady psychiatrist who I only saw
about 10 minutes a day. This was dedicated to her.
I also ended up staying 2 extra days because I tried to quit Mountain Dew cold turkey, which caused tremendous anxiety. Once I discovered that was the reason for the anxiety, I resumed drinking it and was able to be let out.
Dames are High Anxiety Burst Bubbles
( C early 2005 ) Josie Roberts
alias "As the Twig is Bent".
Judge -- this was the absurd explanation he gave that caused the ruckus.
Everyore present agreed he's a dufus weirder
than the man from Nantucket.
We keep having to remind him a zillion times a
second which zaps my naptime nerd
And my jollies override override switch has a
glitch accelerator that is fix nix jojo bird!
He should "shrowd her baby of Turin" touring
know nose Olds bit bucket know better
Than mommy Than to move2 mama mia inches without
first and last stopping 20,000 leagues .
Yes Yes I am being redundant -- we need more of it backenders and hellbent twig snowflakes
Except hellish travail best worst middle up
downtown -- preferences emergency alert I'm
flaky!
Excuse - must mustard hebe jeebies below the sea
and 8 baseball gidget gadget overflows,
In case just-in-case is on the blittz his lucky
quarter before I remember my name is slowpoke.
I am lousy at math so please please please let's
just have 2 words -- screw and wingnut
Which means wing it and hesitate to hinder
fender bender escrow banker hours scuzzy lust.
Oh yea, I faintly hit the accelerator he said -
but why was they naked back there?
And at least what is the big deal with the bitch
with the stare humongous beyond compare!
I mean 38CC is trivial by compare with wowzie
woozie -- I'm a floozie doozie on a binder binge hinge quell --
If she had just said hospital practice we could
have -- sorry judge the rest is confidential in heavenly realms.
