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my last GF broke up with me... which i think is better... cuz then the break up is over in like 4 or 5 min... cuz when a girl breaks up with a guy... he get's to say his piece which is usually like, "you suck!" and that's it... it's over... but when i a guy breaks up with a girl you need to free up an entire afteroon... cuz there's going to be questioning... and whittnesses... and forms to fill out... at that point, ur soon to be ex GF turns into a special prosicuter... she's all like "is it not true that you said we would be together forever?".... and you're going to curl up and say something like, "I do not recall saying that." then she pulls out exibit "A".... and states, "well, maybe this CARD will refresh ur memory" and it's at that point that you learn an important lesson about girls... THEY SAVE EVERY SINGLE THING YOU GIVE THEM... what men consider GIFTS, they consider potential evidence that can be used against you at a later date... seriously, that's why they have so many shoes... they just need the boxes to save all the crap that you give them....
