so... i'm not totally broken up with my GF... i still stalk her and stuff.... i'm only joking... i can't stalk her... serioiusly, i couldn't stalk her if i wanted to ... cuz i have A.D.D.... so after like 10 minutes in the tree... i would forget why i was there! the cop would be like, "what are you doing up there, son?" and i'd have to respond, "Your guess is as good as mine, officer... that's why i called you!"