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What are you waiting for?
Oh dear husband can't you see
Just how boring you can be
Sitting on your ass all day
Get the hell up!
I want to play!
All you want to do is sleep
Watch TV, make not a peep
Sitting on your ass at work
You never move
You're such a jerk!
You're in your thirties but who can tell?
I've seen more action from Mattel
I've always known you could be cold
But who'd have known
You'd act so old?
We don't fool around… your drive is latent
I've seen more life in a geriatric patient
So listen up my sad old man
Get off your ass
And make a plan
I may be sick but I'm not dead yet
I need more fun than I currently get
So heed my words my boring friend
I'll go out dancing
While you buy Depends.
Copyright V.A.R.D. 2005
