Gotta get this out and this is the only place I have. How in the hell can anyone be so freaking disrespectful???? You're going to lie right to my face and try to blame it on my 12 year old? Screw you, you need to grow the freak up!!!!!!!
A house guest???? My arse, you're a freaking mooch and won't be out of here fast enough to please me. You eat like it's going out of style, never freaking shower, and won't leave my love seat. OMG 2 weeks???? More like 2 1/2 months!!!!!!! Generosity is one thing, you have more than overstayed your welcome and you're lucky I don't tell you to get the freak out right now. OMG I'm so pissed.
Not only are you causing me more stress than what I really need right now, you're putting one hell of a strain on my relationship. Oh I'll be so glad when you're gone and I will know that the food I bought for my family will be there when we need it. GRRRRRRRRRRR