A drunk guy
invites his friends
in for a tour of his new apartment
after they drove him home after the
bar they all were at - had closed ...
Showing them his living room, the kitchen;
then staggering up stairs to show his bath / guest room
then he opens the door to master bedroom . . .
His guest all glance at each other
with a puzzled look as they all notice
this huge GONG right beside his bed.
Amused, one of the drunken host guest
speaks up:
"Hey, whats with the big GONG beside you bed?"
"Gong?"
the drunk replies in a slurring manner.
"Thats not a gong, THAT'S A TALKING CLOCK"!
"A talking clock"?
His guest say in unison,
looking at each other with a puzzled look.
Holding up his finger as to continue,
He stumbles over picking up the big mallet . . .
Then he strikes the the GONG.
As his friends
keep a now more questioned
glare at their host actions.
Awaiting echo of the gong to end ...
He smirks
with a assuring finger raised.
Then sure enough:
A voice booms from the other side of his apartment wall:
"ITS 3:32 IN THE MORNING
YOU EFFIN NUT"!
*hic*
"See . . . I told ya,
I always hearrrr
w-w-what timmme it isSs
*hic*
whenevvvvvver
*hic*
I strike it"
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