50SHADESofGREG aka fuBARTNDER's blog: "Thought for the Day"

created on 03/25/2009 | http://fubar.com/thought-for-the-day/b287155

posted on 03/31/2009&nbs-07:00;@&nbs-07:00;06:03&nbs-07:00;pm

03-31-09 Today's Joke!
http://fubar.com/03-31-09-today-s-joke/b287155-1003372

A drunk guy

invites his friends

in for a tour of his new apartment after they drove him home after the bar they all were at - had closed ... Showing them his living room, the kitchen; then staggering up stairs to show his bath / guest room then he opens the door to master bedroom . . . His guest all glance at each other

with a puzzled look as they all notice this huge GONG right beside his bed.

Amused, one of the drunken host guest

speaks up: "Hey, whats with the big GONG beside you bed?" "Gong?" the drunk

replies in a slurring manner. "Thats not a gong, THAT'S A TALKING CLOCK"! "A talking clock"? His guest say in unison,

looking at each other with a puzzled look. Holding up his finger as to continue, He stumbles over picking up the big mallet . . .

Then he strikes the the GONG.

As his friends

keep a now more questioned glare at their host actions. Awaiting echo of the gong to end ... He

smirks with a assuring finger raised. Then sure enough: A voice booms from the other side of his apartment wall: "ITS 3:32 IN THE MORNING YOU EFFIN NUT"! *hic* "See . . . I told ya, I always hearrrr w-w-what timmme it isSs *hic* whenevvvvvver *hic* I strike it"

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