Entry for January 12, 2007
What is your favorite color... Find out now how you rate... Kinda interesting...
>If your favorite color is:
>
>RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and enjoy sex
>in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is lighted, it may take
>hours to extinguish. When two Reds get together, the ensuing erotica could
>make Lady Chatterley blush. Lovers of Red tend to be the aggressors and
>weaker colors should beware!
>
>YELLOW If you tend to favor Yellow your sexual drivers are complex and
>lean toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is Yellow! No
>don't panic, not everyone who wears Yellow is gay. In most cases the
>person will acquiesce to the stronger partner's desires in a passive
>manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest, but you will never turn
>down an invitation from someone you enjoy or admire.
>
>PURPLE Lovers of the color Purple frequently consider themselves too regal
>for a fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss
>their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In both
>sexes, Purple partners are more concerned with their fulfillment than
>anyone else's gratification.
>
>BLACK Black color preferences point to Black sex. These people are the
>misfits of the sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to
>prefer perverted sex and are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature.
>They are moody people and often perform at their peak when under stress or
>during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists claim that many sex offenders
>prefer the color Black. And it is no coincidence that the uniform of
>monsters and teenaged gangs is Black attire.
>
>GREEN Those who prefer Green are fresh and innocent in their approach to
>sex. Women who love Green will make love like virgins all of their life.
>And a man may always be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming and
>endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If
>chosen as a mate, one will never need worry about infidelity.
>
>PINK Persons who like Pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
>Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some
>cases, they flaunt their femininity - but because they secretly hate men.
>
>A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire lingerie wardrobes in Pink.
>Men who like Pink are philanderers and flirts. They are the type who will
>take three dates for the same evening and not keep one; preferring to pick
>up a dish in some bar, instead. Women whose husbands like Pink should keep
>a secret nest egg for when they are deserted. Pink indicates a tendency to
>squander money.
>
>ORANGE People who favor Orange tend to have sexual fantasies. The sex act
>is regarded as a dramatic role, a one-act play in which they are the star.
>Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings;
>meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange people often do
>not experience orgasm, but they put on a darn good act. Men tend to pull
>their partner's hair and women leave red welts on their sex partners back.
>But the bruises and the ballyhoo add up to nothing.
>
>BROWN If you love Brown, you are a real treasure for the right mate. Brown
>lovers tend to be warm and deep. Sensitive to the needs and desires of
>their partners. Sex is a 24-hour a day thing to them. They can't say "I
>Love You" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or
>catching snowflakes on their tongue is a turn on to a lover of Brown. They
>need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions are such
>that one harsh word could end the affair.
>
>GRAY The color Gray is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
>get excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a
>noncommittal shade. Men who prefer Gray look at sex as a means of
>relieving tension, (nothing more, nothing less). It's wham, bam, thank you
>ma'am. Women who prefer Gray don't make love, they have intercourse. And
>for one of two reasons, to accommodate their mate or to become pregnant.
>They count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over
>with and done. When a Gray marries another Gray, the marriage is made in
>heaven. But when teamed with another color, the Gray spouse considers the
>color's infidelity a blessing.
>
>BLUE Lovers of Blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
>affectionate and sensitive to their partners needs. They consider
>lovemaking a fine art and their approach is elegant. Men who love Blue are
>like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like they would
>play a baby grand. Women in the Blue category enjoy sex to the fullest.
>They are exciting partners, but their passion might be compared to tidal
>waves rather than fiery aggression. Both men and women enjoy foreplay and
>the aftermath of love-making as much as the sex act itself. In marriage, a
>Blue person is a wonderful mate - never failing to please the spouse and
>never seeking outside interests.
>
>WHITE If a person in infatuated with White, sex often seems dirty. These
>people are puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make
>love in daylight in unheard of. Women who love White will undress beneath
>the covers. Men will shower before and after the sex act. These people
>will use pet names for their genitals.
