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A beautiful, well endowed, young lady goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, she takes out the instructions and
reads them carefully. She does exactly what is specified:
1. Take a shower
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you.
5. Allow the frog to follow its training.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise,
nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this
point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it
says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says, "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how
to do this one more time!"
