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created on 09/19/2007  |  http://fubar.com/jokes/b131099

Before Marriage

BEFORE MARRIAGE HE: YES. AT LAST. IT WAS SO HARD TO WAIT SHE: DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE? HE: NO! DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT SHE: DO YOU LOVE ME? HE: OF COURSE! OVER AND OVER! SHE: HAVE YOU EVER CHEATED ON ME? HE: NO! WHY ARE YOU EVEN ASKING? SHE: WILL YOU KISS ME? HE: EVERY CHANCE I GET SHE: WILL YOU HIT ME? HE: ARE YOU CRAZY! I’M NOT THAT KIND OF PERSON! SHE: CAN I TRUST YOU? HE: YES SHE: DARLING! AFTER MARRIAGE (READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP)
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