Sometimes I write some totally weird off the wall stuff with scartastic humor..
Of course it has car chases and lots of running and sword fights.. and the occasional kiss..
This brings me to something I wrote called .. "the date". My teacher gave me a low mark for no romance.. I said.. geeeez.. didn't u see the way the cars "kissed before the explosion?" geeeeeez.. lol
Any considence of living and or dead is purely well not my fault as you will read page 14 section 2 paragraph 18 of the your not getting nay money off my arse document.
Its mostly fiction.. not actually stuff that happened.. I like making up stories like this..
Firstly .. Does Michelle exist?
For the most part yes.. But.. come on.. not like that.. a girl that is a martial arts master at age 15.
Does ramone exist.. hell no.. he watched way too many "ricco suave" videos..
Does stacie exist.. actually yeah.. she's a combination of women i know.. one is my best friend.. shes really nerdy and a model.
and Kevin.. well..
I mean come on.. I made up beauty and the geek. and i made up the sillyness of the show.. and the part where he gets dissed on national tv.. and the part of Guiness books calling him to verify if a woman stood him up for the 4096 time.. and then stacie goes on about prime numbers..
Basically this guy.. an Afromaerican.. ( I won't say black guy.. cuz i'm a black guy and to be politcally correct and to avoid hate mail and lawsuits.. lol
Got stood up waaaaaaaaay back when he was barly 20.. stood in the rain for 2 hrs waiting for this girl. She never showed up.. he goes to class . and then is humiliated so badly.. He looses his "man card" he was put on probation.
anyways.. he is feeling so bad that he plays his "keith sweat" cd so much his sister punches him in the eye.. cuz its annoying her .
Yeah I have a weird imagination and dreams.. sue me.. ok.. don't but.. lol
