OH yeah..
Being single is werid..
You forget stuff.. and sometimes you do things to get people off ya back..
ie.. fix u up.. lmao
Anywho..
I signed the list.. I put a party of "2".
I did it cuz putting 1 means all the people on 1st shift would mob me lol
So, now i'm taking applications for the office party.. dec 2nd..
Don't be late.. dress accordingly..
ok..
If your serious.. and I talk to you on the phone.. cam is good too.. cuz.. I don't want to be used.. lol
I'd get a hotel for u to stay in.
Ok..
first..
1. you must be single..
2. you must be single and not in some limbo.. where i'm with u at the party talking and some guy jumps out the bushes..
3. I need to know your "government name" ie the name momma and pops gave u.
ok.. this means.. if your nickname is a car or a fruit.. i'm not calling u by that..
examples..
Lexus, peaches, applebottom, vette..
4. I want a nice girl accompanning me .. so..
no hoochie momma outfits.
5. I want someone that isnt loud.. loud girls can get a bro.. fired.. lol
6. i need your number . not your neighbors number.. not your sisters.. baby 's daddy's.. yours.. and no phone tag.. I get busy too.. leave a text or mail..
It doesn't matter what color you are.. just .. well "not like the green chick on startrek" then again she was hot.. hehehe
7. You can't be married..
8. women only apply.. meaning.. no dude look like a lady... lol
that is all..
You must reply by .. 11-27-06
peace and afro greese..
Roy
p.s. you must wear underwear.. no "commando"
lol
might fly you down too.. unless you like driving then thats cool.. i'd pay your gas :P
