At a bar somewhere in Texas........
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots
the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses
so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
either."
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and
drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out
his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and
catches his glass. He says, "In America, we have so
many illegal Aliens that we don't have to drink with
the same ones twice."
