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so i was applying online for scotts lawn service...and apparently im not qualified for the job because...

 

9. As a tobacco-free Company, Scotts' policy is to not hire candidates who use tobacco. Are you a tobacco user?

(Please note: Nicotine testing is included as part of our pre-hire screening process. The use of nicotine replacement therapies may result in a positive test result which will disqualify candidates from employment consideration.)
Yes No

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