luellen's blog: "Don't ask !?! (ha ha) ;)"

Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions, But Never Will 1. No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex. 2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat. 3. You've got no chance of me calling you. 4. No, I won't be gentle. 5. Of course you have to swallow. 6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time. 7. I hate your friends. 8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonight. 9. I'd rather watch a porno.