--------------- JANUARY --------------------
Usually has moles in odd places, rather large noses, hard time putting on mascara with mouth being closed, considered annoying by many but only told that by a few, popular but only cause your a slut or man-whore, basically you kinda suck.
----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Your mom really can't stand you, your dad bought you at the flee market for your mom, that isn't a real leg you got there, try combing your hair once in awhile so girls/boys don't run on sight, if all else fails in your life . . . end it.
-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Your a pervert.
Repost this in the next 5 mins
and you will have more sex in 8 days.
------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
You're REAL athletic. . . exspecially in bed. Considered the coolest person alive by many people that know you. Everyone wants you or wants to be you or both. Never does anything wrong and boys (if your a girl) won't EVER get over you once you dump them on their ass and leave their heart broken. :) You will have a wonderful day. . . IF you repost this.
-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stupid and hard-headed, hard to impress and highly non-motivated. Sharp thoughts, like KNIFE sharp (as in you think of killing people. Often ignored . . . cause your annoying.
Attracts monkeys and other four legged reptiles and loves eating boogers. Deep feelings towards people who don't have them back. Attracts flies.
------------JUNE BABY -------------
Death is on your door step . . . soon... like within 5 mins. Run.
----------------JULY BABY --------------
Your sunburned. You like running through mud puddles. Am I right or am I right? I'm right. You should consider eating less, your getting a little on the "large" side. Call your shrink, fire it, and get a new one. If you start getting a bright idea or confidence . . . stop. People don't like you btw.
------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
There are only three kinds of people in this world; you, people that like you, and people that want to be you. You are perfect. You make man horny (if you're female, you are horny). You will be VERY successful in every aspect of your life . . . AND death.
------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
You have alot of regrets. You're feeling a little . . . clogged. Cut down on the cheese. Try ordering pepperoni for a change. Stop killing ants, they never did ANYTHING to you. People tend to ignore you because you're a slut. You're basically one of the most lowest living forms of life. Consider Pro-Active and soap. You have . . . alot of issues, like blackheads. Get a job. Consider killing yourself if someone mentions you should. Have a good day.
---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Quit your bitching and moaning, do what your elders say unless they are dirty people like yourself. Your future is looking bright. I think you might live in a desert. Avoid lightening and things with high voltage. Girls cry around you, even if you ARE a girl. hahaha! Your hair needs shaved. You're an ameteur. You suck.
---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
People have reasons for looking at you like that, your head is shaped out like E.T., you should cut down on the turkey, stop trying to be cool, you are a demented, sick person . . . and you know it. Run along now, and die.
---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
You're a retard. You may think your pretty, but you're not. Boys may look at you but it's only cause their fags. If you're a boy, girls don't look at you . . . at all. You're ugly. You're stupid. You're F%!^ed up. You stink as well. You are a pointless human with no point of living. Die.
