Wisdom my friend sent to me!!! Please Enjoy!!
Jeannie
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Love is grand! Divorce is a hundred grand.
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I am in shape. Round is a shape.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.
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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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Even if you are on the right track,
You'll get run over if you just sit there.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly
and for the same reason.
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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is true.
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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn't get worse every year.
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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
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I am a nutritional overachiever.
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I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
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Practice safe eating -- always use condiments.
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A day without sunshine is like night.
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
But nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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The real art of conversation is not only
to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid
the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, But fat cells live forever.
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Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes it comes alone.
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Life not only begins at forty, It also begins to show.
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I smile because I am your friend!
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I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it.
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