There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large,trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says,"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't standto see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.When I went to the parking lot, I found my car hadbeen stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with anotherman... and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, Ibuy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
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"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, Ibuy a drink, I drop a cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"