68 Year Old
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Female
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From Brooklyn, NY·
Joined on February 14, 2012
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on June 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
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68 Year Old
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Female
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From Brooklyn, NY·
Joined on February 14, 2012
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on June 3rd
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I have a crush on someone and 4 different people have a crush on me!
It is a Friday here at the fuBar and Grandpa Dave just tripped over your like and rate buttons. If you suffer from a number 13 phobia, today is not your day. Stay in bed and hid under the covers... $$$$$$$ "Don't walk under any ladders, Don't break any mirrors, Don't spill any salt, and Don't walk by any black cats. Other than that have a Happy Friday the 13th!" --- Unknown
The hardest job in the world must be working in a bubble wrap factory. Can you imagine the self control that is required to work there,"must not pop bubbles"
lshifomdjkidhadihaubiidhadiwnimnmuijara (laughing so hard I fell off my dinosaur just kidding I don't have a dinosaur, I have a unicorn-ant, but if I did have a dinosaur I would name it Marvin now my unicorn-ant is jealous and ran away)
Have you ever had that feeling that someone is watching you then you turn around and way up in a tree there is a squirrel giving you the evil eye... its scary!
I didn't do it!! It was the little purple leprechaun I swear!! The little blue dragon will confirm my alibi! Don't put me back in the little white room PLEASE!!
Me and my pet Rainbow Gummy Bears are going to get my fluffy-Squirrel Army to go to get the men who give us the Self-Hugging-Jackets. OMG I'm so excited!