39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on October 12, 2011
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on February 4th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on October 12, 2011
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on February 4th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
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39 Year Old
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Female
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Joined on October 12, 2011
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Relationship status: Married
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Born on February 4th
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I have a crush on someone and 1 person has a crush on me!
There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about it.He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane.On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying,"There is no justice in the world."The other little old lady said,"What do you mean by that?"The first little old lady said,"look at that."When I was 20..... I was curious about itWhen I was 30..... I enjoyed itWhen I was 40..... I asked for itWhen I was 50..... I paid for itWhen I was 60..... I prayed for itWhen I was 70..... I forgot about itAnd now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.The man said,"Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?""That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered."Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?"
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