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Destiny

Sir Edwin Arnold (1832-1904)

Somewhere there waiteth in this world of ours
For one lone soul... another lonely soul,
Each choosing each... through all the weary hours.
And meeting strangely at one sudden goal.
Then blend they... like green leaves with golden flowers,
Into one beautiful and perfect whole;
And life's long night is ended,
And the way lies open,
Onward to eternal day...

"A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand."


Dating Advice.
We All Need It.



Sex with a Cowboy

Prior to her trip to Texas, Cindy (a New Yorker),

confided to her co-workers she had three goals

for her trip to the Lone Star State;


1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo.
And...
3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.

Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared.

"Let me tell you,

they have a tree down there called a Mesquite

and when they slow cook that brisket

over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good.

The taste is unbelievable!"

"And I went to a real rodeo.

Talk about athletes...

those guys wrestle full grown bulls!

They ride horses at a full gallop,

then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns

and throw them to the ground!

It is just incredible!"
They then asked,

"Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?"

"Are you kidding?

When I saw the outline of the condom

they carry in the back pocket of their jeans,

I changed my mind!"