Here are 45 Randoms things about me....
1) I have a thing about smells... if a hotel room, or a restaurant smells "funny"... I have to leave, or hold my breath.
2) Adding to my smell thing - I LOVE LOVE LOVE the way babies smell; their heads especially. My ex husband had always said that if you blindfolded me and put me in a room with 50 children, I could find all mine by head smell in about 5 seconds flat.
3) I love kids... love them... any age... any gender... I love to just sit back and LISTEN. It's amazing what you can learn by just listening to them talk.
4) I drink, smoke and curse like a sailor. My family taught me to hold my liquor well, and I've been known to drink grown men under the table.
5) My favorite season is summer.
6) I procrastinate... a lot... a LOT.
7) If I could, I'd live barefoot.
8) I love playing with hair. Cut, color, you name it. In a rut? Go wild... go red, or even purple! So many women spend copious amounts of time worrying about their hair. It is only hair after all.
9) I love black and white photos. Especially nudes or partial nudes... nothing "gynecological"... just the beautiful artful curves of the human body.
10) I ran away from home when I was 16 years old. I was gone for about a month. It was horrible, but life goes on. I don't regret a thing about my life... it's all a part of who I am today.
12) I try not to be insecure..
13) Daisies are my favorite flower of all... simple, not pretentious... long lasting... nature's smile.
14) I believe in the spirit of Santa Claus, the power of Chi, and all things magical.
15) I think that M&M's are possibly the best candy ever invented. I miss the purple ones.
16) I was born and raised catholic, yet have a very universal belief about God and spirituality. I think that organized religion is one of the most destructive things to the human spirit on the planet. I find myself becoming more and more intolerant of people who call themselves "Christian".
17) I believe that too many parents today want to be their children's best friend. Being a parent means that often, your child WILL NOT LIKE YOU. This is okay, it is not my job to be my child's friend... it is my job to teach them and keep them safe.
18) I LOVE Renaissance Faires!!! There is something about that time period... the romance, chivalry, art, expression, laughter
19) I love to play Spades... and not on the computer... the old fashioned way... with actual PLAYING CARDS.
20) I have 2 sisters and 1 brother
21) I love watching it SNOW!!...I hate the cold thou...Go figure!!
22) I have learned that men, know how to fight. They argue, get in other's face... express their feelings... then punch each other in the arm and all is good. Women complicate things.
23) I am a shameless flirt.
24) I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE – BREAST IMPLANTS!!!! (get it?)
25) I love idiotic humor, and movies like Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, anything Monty Python, Mel Brooks... laughter is the best medicine!!!!!!!!!!
26) I am stooopidly sensitive sometimes... but you'll never see me cry. I'll go the bathroom and turn on the water to do that.
27) There are times when I want to stomp my feet, whine, and get generally pissed off when I don't get my way. (WHO DOESNT FEEL THAT WAY AT TIMES??)
28) I have 5 very very bestest friends..and 2 are males
29) There are days... (only SOME days mind you)... where I would trade sex, for FOOD.
30) Ghost Hunters is one of my most favorite television shows EVER. I am a FIRM believer!!!
31) I love literally every kind of music with the exception of "twangy" country, and "gansta" rap.
32) If I could only wear one pair of shoes for the rest of my life, it would be my sandels..The most comfortable pair of shoes ever!!
33) I love baseball caps
34) I love to garden, I could live in the garden and the sunshine 24/7 if possible.
35) I am terrified of spiders and snakes... When I garden, I have a "talk" with all the creepy crawlers, they stay out of my way... they stay alive.
36) Paris Hilton makes me want to puke. But I do like one of her songs
37) I am hopelessly romantic
38) FUCK, is probably the best word in the English language, hands down.
39) I admit that I am a reality TV junkie.
40) Almost every single day I wish for a magic wand... literally. (It's not working btw, if you have any pointers, I'm all ears!)
41) I was in a deep depression for about 3 yrs
42) I believe that there is no such thing as "good" or "bad". Things simply are. How we choose to act on these things makes all the difference in the world.
43) I love anything with an engine...louder the better
44) I love going to car races,mudding..if its fast and loud..Im there:)
45) Sex IS better after 30...
